People here's your chance to pick one of the finest brains in the UFCW as we fly you into Dallas, where you will be treated to a steak dinner at III with JRod himself. 

Afterward, you'll mosey along to the new Union hall and for a personal tour of the already fabled third floor war room.  While there, enjoy a few libations while you admire the tasteful donor plaque that will be permanently installed there acknowledging your generosity. We canm't show it to you yet but it will be tasteful it will be classy.  We will have our architect design a handsome permanent feature or display for this very purpose in the room design.

Everyone who ever enters that room will know what a nice fella you are. We don't know if we will ever offer this opportunity to anyone ever again, as we may not be able to rope Johnny into participating again. Even if we somehow do, you will always be the first, fondly remembered and toasted at UFCW Local 540 forever more. 

Afterwards, we'll buy you a cab and a hotel room before we whisk you home the next day.

Again, this offer is one of a kind, so move fast!